i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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