why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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