Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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