The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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