eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So gin and wine won't be happening again
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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