once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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