Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am spending my child support on dildos
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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