How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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