I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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