there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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