The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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