how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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