i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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