How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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