matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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