every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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