a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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