I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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