i permit you to call me
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize