Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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