I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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