i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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