i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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