OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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