TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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