no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
