Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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