Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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