ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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