He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Even my vagina gasped.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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