That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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