how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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