Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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