I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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