That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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