so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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