I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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