ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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