Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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