yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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