What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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