Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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