I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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