I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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