please come you make the beer taste better
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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