This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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