The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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