I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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