dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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