i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
