we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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