It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up under a house in Key West
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