How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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