i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
