this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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